Refund Policy

1. Digital goods

Everything sold is a digital novelty product (dashboard access, a PDF certificate, or an auction placement). Access is granted immediately after payment.

2. One-time tiers ($1 / $2)

Because access is delivered instantly, one-time purchases are generally non-refundable once access has been used. If something went technically wrong (e.g. you never received access), contact us within 14 days and we’ll make it right or refund you.

3. Subscriptions ($10/mo, $80/yr)

4. Auction bids

Auction bids (“The Dumbest Person on the Planet”, from $100) are generally final once placed, as they immediately affect the public standings. If a bid is voided by us for policy reasons, the corresponding payment is refunded.

5. How to request a refund

Contact support from your registered email with your approximate purchase date and tier. Approved refunds are returned to your original payment method via Stripe, typically within 5–10 business days.

6. Statutory rights

Nothing in this policy removes any non-waivable consumer rights you have under your local law.